| 008 - 15 November |
[15 Nov 2011|10:34pm] |
Migrane. Needs to stop. Now please.
Light bad. Bed good.
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| 007 - 05 November |
[05 Nov 2011|11:19pm] |
Congratulations to the entire Hogwarts team. You were all great, and I had an awesome time playing against you!
I think I need to go for a run. Still a lot of energy left. Feh!
[Warded to Salem Prep] IT WAS NOBODY'S FAULT!
You were all amazing. Don't let anyone tell you different. I am totally and completely proud of each of you--and we'll get them next time. Practice harder, focus more, all that good stuff. Don't sweat it. Next practice we'll discuss where we went wrong, where we did well, and how we can do better next time. We'll work harder for the next game and we'll blow them away!
If any of you guys need anything, just let me know. That's what I'm here for!
[Warded to Brooke Summers] How you doing, crazy lady?
[Warded to Riley Bexton] Sol said it best: Calm. Your. No-longer-existing-tits.
[Warded to Garrett Flint] Good game, Captain.
[Warded Private] This is fucking embarrassing. This is miserable. Ugh. Ugh. How is it possible that I get taken out of the first game, even just for a little while? Shit Captain, party of one, right here.
I need to go sulk somewhere in private.
Or find someone hot and not from Hogwarts that I can fool around with. Clearly the whole celibacy-to-focus-on-the-game didn't work well.
I really, really need to prove them wrong. We're in last place. The 19th--I need to make it count.
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| 005 - 02 November |
[02 Nov 2011|07:05pm] |
I think I'm still recovering from the sugar overdose. It doesn't help that I have a seemingly endless stash of candy still at my disposal. Someone just take this crap away from me, please?
And a happy belated birthday to Roald Krum! I didn't get you a present or anything, so instead I'll just say that I hope you got a singing teleagram show girl and a lot of other awesome gifts for your birthday. Or at the very least a piece of cake. (Would be sort of a fail when compared to a singing show girl though, am I right?)
[Warded to Salem Prep Team] Okay guys, you've all been working really hard and you've been making me wicked proud. We still have a few days left to go, so let's make sure to keep going really hard. I really want us to make a great first impression--we need to let all of the schools here know we mean business. We are no underdogs. We are fierce. Badasses. Etc.
And we will. It's going to be a great game. I know you've all been working hard and I can't wait to finally get out there and show you all off like a proud, scary stage mama.
Don't stress out. Have fun. Keep practicing. We're going to be great.
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| 004 - 05 October |
[05 Oct 2011|06:43pm] |
I haven't been able to give a personal congratulations to all of the other Captains yet, so... here goes: Congratulations! I'm pretty stoked about being the Captain for Salem. And, to my team, I promise not to run you into the ground too hard.
As for the other teams... you should be prepared. I'm totally lying up above. I'm a drill sergeant. Our team is going to be ready for literal battle by the time I'm through with them. They're basically going to sweat blood and tears.
Anyway!
There's that whole Hogsmeade thing coming up, and I need someone, or some people, to show me around. Any volunteers? I need to use this time to buy a costume, so anyone who has suggestions is even better to come along. So long as you don't mind me running around like a mad-woman, as I am wont to do.
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| 003 - 24 September 2022 |
[24 Sep 2011|07:07pm] |
All of the kudos and high fives for every dude that is comfortable riding a broom, with or without protective equipment. You forever have my respect and a fair bit of my admiration. That being said, I will still try and wipe the field with you whenever I get the opportunity to play you, but it will be with an air of respect.
On the other hand, I know that some people are finally starting to calm down about all of this. That's good. I mean, yes, it would have been nice to have had some warning, but you know what? It happened. It's almost over. Chalk it up to a learning experience. I sure as hell know a lot of things now that I didn't know before, and never would have known if this hadn't happened. It was interesting. A bit of a horror show at first, but it's like anything else in life; it's what you make of it. I, for one, now know what it's like to walk with a penis. I now know how much of a pain it is to have to shave a face every day. And, as previously stated, I will never forget how difficult it is to ride a broom.
Better than that? It's not like it's lasting forever. For which I'm grateful. It's been fun walking in the shoes (and pants and shirts and with the extra body parts...) of a boy, but I actually do miss being a girl.
Pretty hair. Prettier skin. Nicer clothes. And, okay, I'll say it: I miss the boobs.
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| 002 - 21 September 2022 |
[21 Sep 2011|04:22pm] |
Well I can't say I ever wanted to learn what it was like to walk around with a penis, but uh, you know. Learning experience? But really, none of the clothes I brought with me are really going to fit properly anymore.
Someone want to help a former girl out and lend her some clothes?
I'd ask Riley, but I don't think he knows where any of his are with the amount of time he spends taking his off.
One thing is for sure: I am one pretty boy.
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| 001 - 11 September 2022 |
[11 Sep 2011|09:32pm] |
I guess that was one awesome way to really kick off a new school year.
I usually don't have patience for writing in journals, so you'll all have to excuse me if I don't spend a great deal of time actually using this. Sure, I'll keep up-to-date with everyone else when I have time, but to sit and write about myself, or my day, or whatever else, lacks a certain amount of necessary appeal to keep myself engaged. But I'll try!
And I'm already out of things to discuss. I guess I could talk about the party, but every lady needs a bit of mystery now and then. That's right, you all just heard right; I described myself as a lady.
Everyone get your ice skates. Hell just froze over.
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